Haynesworth gentlemanly checking Brady after a play.
The Redskins have traded Albert Haynesworth to the Patriots for a 2013 5th round pick. This is clearly a low-to-no risk move for the Patriots. Worst case scenario, they get rid of him if he doesn't perform and they lose a mid round draft pick. Highly possible scenario, they motivate Haynesworth in the same way they've motivated previous players like Corey Dillon and Randy Moss, both of who were castaways due to attitude-related issues.
i was sitting around being sad today at the current state of rap music. we may live in the worst time for rap since 1866; think about it. jay z is officially, "on board with whitey" level of sold out. That last cd was AWFUL. search your heart, you know its true.
little wayne is terrible, just terrible. his raps are about nothing. they are the half retarded ramblings of a pothead who just downed a bottle of 'tussin. thats not rap. rap is the voice of the street, the music of the common man who expresses himself and his angst at the sociological horror he must face every day or the dream of escape, or the plight of exsistence within. little wayne is a fool, a court jester in blackface, dancing for 15 year old white kids money while nas tries. and who the fuck is PITBUL? stupid ass name anyway.
(ahhhh. thank god someone still cares. i wonder what Nas keeps in mind that stopps him from dancing a dougie for white dollars... what could have possible happened to his people to stop him from being a circus boy like little Wayne? Ilmatic might the best rap album ever, just sayin.)
ANYwho, i watched the dougie and it made me sad. just happy white faces dancing their ignorant asses off while black dudes dance for white dollars. where is the art? where is he mirror up to our society? its GAP Rap. like how greenday isnt punk, the dougie and lil wayne aren't rap. im tired of bearing witness to the commercialization, and therefore death, of rap. hiphop is dead and its sad. what would pac say about all this? honestly, i think hed be cool with the dougie if this was how we got it...
kate makes everything ok, even selling out. ill only learn if she teaches me...
p.s. dont bother me about kanye. he know show good he is, so now hes dead to me. if he so good, why is he on katie perry songs... fuckin uncle tom
Have you seen or heard that they (and by "they" i mean the circle of 13 ancient Hebrew demons that control the movie studios) are thinking about remaking RoboCop? i was watching it again today and two things crossed my mind. (a) that would be tragic and (b) i really think i like Robocop 2 more than the first one. In fact, Robocop 2 is one of the only sequels that are better than the first. here me out. sure the first RC has all the Verhoven skits and bits with the tv reports telling a part of the story and the semi overacting that gives the movie a dreamy feel without being too Pacino about it. i just feel that RC 2 was more gritty; more real, if you will. robocop and Murphy trying to take down the nuke trade, the kid drug dealer, the little league gang, its goddam perfect. it strikes that magic balance between real and fake in a sci fi movie that got a little blurred in the verhoven menagerie that was RC1. For my final piece of evidence, i submit the scene that defines the entire Robocop series. the scene that demands the question, what does it mean to EXIST? what is the form of life and could you exist as another life form? i give to you, the robot that kills himself and the question could you live in another form?....
OK, first of all, whatever the fuck a Lousiana Purchase Card is, why the FUCK DO I NOT HAVE ONE?? GOD DAMMIT JIMMY! I THOUGHT YOU HAD THIS SHIT COVERED! how am i going write ANYTHING WITHOUT A FUCKING LOUISIANA PURCHASE CARD! FUCK!
sorry about that, folks. despite our obvious deficiencies, that are the sole fault of someone who shall remain nameless (jimmy); the fact remains this is truly incredible. i know its old, i know it aint fresh on the dub step in the street, but hey, fuck you. fag.
in all seriousness, i want those two girls to follow me around everywhere i go, just shaking thier asses at eveyone, ESPECIALLY when i go shopping. the best part of this video are the cuts when the girls are just shopping, eating shit, wandering around walmart. being all black about it, ass all out like it aint no thang, baby GIRL! i mean, she keep her body clean, and that's good. you need that summers eve. am i right, ladies? only in that godless pit called Louisiana.
p.s. deposit into the spank bank at 3:22. a fat black ass shaking all over the place with a half eaten sugar cookie in her left hand? only if she keep her body clean.
p.p.s. $5 says summer eve and walmart funded this and paid him for the placement. bodegas in the hood cant keep summers eve on the shelves this summer. Mr. Ghetto be real about keeping you body clean, bitches. its gonna been a fresh ass summer!!
Jesus H Christ. if your going to talk about comic books and shit on the internet, make sure your bitching about it. for christs sake, man, your making us ALL look bad. your like the christian that hates gays and lurvs murica and REFUSES to shut up and now every person on the planet thinks im an asshole. i mean, i am an asshole, but for different reasons than i shop at walmart for all my needs. ANYwho, if this kid wants to see a vag that isn't on his computer screen or that he had to fold a dollar bill into a little tent to see, he needs to geek out in private. not to mention he's ugly as fuck, so swagger is all he has to rely on. there is no swagger in being excited to see the avengers, dude. you need to bury that shit deep, DEEP down if you ever want to see boobies worth seeing. like, after i watched the batman trailer the other day i went into a closet and wept tears of joy. alone. quietly. in the dark. like a good nerd; because its the right thing to do and because im just a black man who loves titties. <Editor's Note: For the record, this is apparently how his dudeness QUIETLY weeps tears of joy
Am I wrong dude? Am I wrong? ~Stanley McMahon>
what he is doing, in that picture up there, is considered art. not by me, of course, but im not an asshole like James Franco. seriously, that picture is an homage to Rebel Without a Cause? Oh excuse me, DEAR? you didnt gather that? huh. i wonder if its because of that gross naked mexican gang doing a dance and throwing gang signs around that fucking jackass. you know what i think? maybe those are the servants of the filth demon im sure is to blame for james franco's wretched existence.are they doing the foul dance that keeps his bilious body moving for another day? are the hand gestures part of the demonic pact that allows him to maintain form in our reality? whatever the cause of this plague, fear not, true believers!! with the power of liam neeson i intend to smite this wretched man thing and toss him back into the abyss whence he came. you black stick of desperation will be USELESS AGAINST MY NAKED RAGE AT WHAT YOUVE DONE TO AMERICAN CINEMA!! oh, hey, theres a next generation marathon on, and im sure he has poetry class to fuck up... maybe tomorrow.
Have you seen Sucker Punch directed by zac Snyder and staring a bunch of that guys, or, that girls, as it were?? if its box office numbers are to be believed, than no, no you did not. don't feel bad, you were not alone. it made about fifteen bucks domestic and is considered one of, if not the biggest flops of the year, so far. I sat down to watch it the other day and you know what? IT WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE!! 4/5 Star movie! Check out my review after the jump. its not for everyone, but it’s a pretty cool movie. go red box it! its a buck, you cheap ass!
Yesterday I saw the trailer for the Dark Knight Rises. Actually, I watched it around 3 in the afternoon yesterday. I just now can form coherent thought again and I am here to bring you all good tidings of great joy!!!! it looks fucking incredible!!! if you haven’t seen it yet, because you are a jerk off because only jerk offs haven’t seen it yet, watch it RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apMXFloDH6M) seriously, though did you see the stalking hulk of bane going after a wobbly bats?? Do I look like I care that bane’s mask looks totally off? NOT AT ALL! is Christian Bale wearing grey wool with blue gloves and outer-wear? no? than REJOICE; for the One True God of Compassion is real and you will see proof of that next July!
This is how my soul feel like when i think about this movie
Let me start this by saying I love spider-man. I do. Like, unhealthily so. I have a tattoo of him on my arm (page 18 of ASM 312). I learned to read on web of spider-man. When I was 10 I got a subscription to amazing spider-man and I’ve been current since. I also really REALY liked the first Spider-Man movie. Sam Rami did a good job pulling the story together in a 2 hour 5 minute frame. Sure, there were no web shooters and no Gwen Stacey. Yes, I know Toby McGuire’s acting range allows him one face (which I’ve coined the McGuire who farted look) and Kirsten Dunst may be the worst actress in recent memory and James Franco is fucking terrible. I know the casting of aunt may as a British lady who couldn’t hide her accent was a joke and uncle Ben’s death scene may have been the worst acted death scene EVER. Thankfully the only good casting was Willam Defoe. Defoe killed it as Norman Osborn. He put that movie on his shoulders and made that movie. I honest to god believe he should have been nominated for a best supporting Oscar that year. he made that movie. As the rogue makes the hero, spider-man with defoe was great.
If you read my previous post about Spider-Man 3, you may of wondered why this ass hat escaped my rage. He didn’t; his grand fucking stupidity deserves its own post. I think a good place to start is that I hate him on a personal level. He’s getting a college degree and that somehow makes him more admirable; at least to anyone who never went to college. if you did go to college you would know that, for the most part, its pretty fucking easy; ESPECIALLY if you do a bull shit major. You see, shit for brains majors in poetry. Fucking poetry. What, I ask you, is a more bull shit major than poetry? He probably does no fucking work, like his homework is read a fucking poem. What is so great about that? I majored in history in college and did NOTHING and did really well. that’s because history, like poetry, is a bull shit major. So fucking up the oscars because your plate was full with school is laughable. He’s a no talent ass clown and uses his pointless college classes to try and hide the fact. Fucking jerk off.
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