Have you seen this shit???!?!?!? What the fuck is that???? What the fuck is wrong with his gloves?? What is that shitty red thing on his back that looks like that elephant from that Dhali painting on ugly and red and without any artistic merit. What’s wrong with his eyes?? What in gods name is HAPPENING!!! Did Topher Grace get to them? Is sam rami behind that ugly single black line on his leg where a whole web thing should be? Is up down?
Look, in all reality these pictures look fucking terrible. The suit looks, and I mean this literally, like Spider-Man 2099 and that is not great. Why is that limey putting his whole hand on the ceiling? Spider man is a tips griper. TIPS YOU KING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!
(spidey says happy birthday! Now use the tips of your fingers, fuck face!)
Sorry. But seriously, this looks bad. hasn’t the legacy of spider-man seen enough hardship in the past year? hasn’t that mic fuck scumbag jammed his fist into Spider-man enough with turn off the dark?
(OH, GO FUCK YOURSELF!)
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I hate Bono. I know that wasn't the primary focus of this blog (although I'm sure it will be in one of mine soon), but I still felt it had to be put on record that I HATE BONO. It's literally exhausting how much I hate Bono. In fact it's such a strong and immediate feeling that I'm tired mere seconds later. He is thankful that I don't have the same physical endurance I had as I did in High School or else I might run to wherever he is and punch him repeatedly in the face. Why don't I drive you ask? I'd be too angry.
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