Dude, We're all excited for Avengers, but you gotta lock that shit down.

Jesus H Christ. if your going to talk about comic books and shit on the internet, make sure your bitching about it. for christs sake, man, your making us ALL look bad. your like the christian that hates gays and lurvs murica and REFUSES to shut up and now every person on the planet thinks im an asshole. i mean, i am an asshole, but for different reasons than i shop at walmart for all my needs. ANYwho, if this kid wants to see a vag that isn't on his computer screen or that he had to fold a dollar bill into a little tent to see, he needs to geek out in private. not to mention he's ugly as fuck, so swagger is all he has to rely on. there is no swagger in being excited to see the avengers, dude. you need to bury that shit deep, DEEP down if you ever want to see boobies worth seeing. like, after i watched the batman trailer the other day i went into a closet and wept tears of joy. alone. quietly. in the dark. like a good nerd; because its the right thing to do and because im just a black man who loves titties. <Editor's Note: For the record, this is apparently how his dudeness QUIETLY weeps tears of joy 
Am I wrong dude? Am I wrong? ~Stanley McMahon>