If you read my previous post about Spider-Man 3, you may of wondered why this ass hat escaped my rage. He didn’t; his grand fucking stupidity deserves its own post. I think a good place to start is that I hate him on a personal level. He’s getting a college degree and that somehow makes him more admirable; at least to anyone who never went to college. if you did go to college you would know that, for the most part, its pretty fucking easy; ESPECIALLY if you do a bull shit major. You see, shit for brains majors in poetry. Fucking poetry. What, I ask you, is a more bull shit major than poetry? He probably does no fucking work, like his homework is read a fucking poem. What is so great about that? I majored in history in college and did NOTHING and did really well. that’s because history, like poetry, is a bull shit major. So fucking up the oscars because your plate was full with school is laughable. He’s a no talent ass clown and uses his pointless college classes to try and hide the fact. Fucking jerk off.
LOOK AT THIS FUCK! All too cool for the cats pajamas for this poor 9 body and 7 face trying so hard next to him
Which brings me to my next point; James Franco is a no talent ass clown and sucks at life, in general. What was he good in? take a minute, think about it. Check out his imdb {http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/} See?!? Nothing!! Fucking nothing! Look at that fucking picture, too. fucking pedophile, i bet. His acting career is one shitty role after another. He sits there with that smirk on his stupid fucking face like he’s brando. He wasn’t good in Milk, no one was. Milk was a shitty movie that was overacted by everyone but josh brolin who was his typical awesome self. If you like Milk than your either gay or too liberal to be honest about the fact that Milk was a stupid, overacted, agenda, fuck stick stupid commercial movie. But I digress…DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND IT FUCKING LAUGHABLE THAT THE NO TALENT ASS CLOWN IS ON GENERAL HOSPITAL?? HES ON LEVEL WITH DAYTIME SOAP OPERA ACTORS AND SOMEHOW HES A FUCKING MOVIE STAR! 127 Hours was fucking terrible… TERRIBLE! Did you see Spider-Man 3? He was the worst part of that movie; and that’s fucking low. To be the worst part of SM3 its like being the worst oldest whore in the shittiest Tijuana brothel; just sad and spreading venereal disease all over the place.
I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his children DEAD!
Fuck Pineapple Express, too. What a shitty stoner movie. All these fucking stupid kids cant shut the fuck up about it. They love it that much, best stoner movie ever…Really?!! Seth rogan is a fucking golem (that’s a jew joke, im making fun of him on an anti-Semitic way and he deserves it; he is a golem. google it kiddies) who sucks at everything. and that movie was dumb. Watch half baked and tell me that lump of dump express is better? I DEFY you to do that with a straight face. If it wasn’t for Darryl from the office and his little partner, Pineapple would have been unwatchable; truth. Shit for Brains hasnt made a good movie in his shitty career yet AND THAT SCUMBAG WORKS ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!! How that is even possible is fucking beyond me. He has the acting chops of a susan lucci (literally) and looks like someone is continuously massaging his prostate, yet he acts all the time. HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?! My guess; pact with satan. it’s the only answer. He sold his fucking soul to the devil to make hundreds of shitty movies a year. Satan laughs as we all writhe in agony while shit for brains flat faces his lines through some movie he’s currently ruining or wants a hug for going to poetry class. Fucking joke.
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