OK, first of all, whatever the fuck a Lousiana Purchase Card is, why the FUCK DO I NOT HAVE ONE?? GOD DAMMIT JIMMY! I THOUGHT YOU HAD THIS SHIT COVERED! how am i going write ANYTHING WITHOUT A FUCKING LOUISIANA PURCHASE CARD! FUCK!
sorry about that, folks. despite our obvious deficiencies, that are the sole fault of someone who shall remain nameless (jimmy); the fact remains this is truly incredible. i know its old, i know it aint fresh on the dub step in the street, but hey, fuck you. fag.
in all seriousness, i want those two girls to follow me around everywhere i go, just shaking thier asses at eveyone, ESPECIALLY when i go shopping. the best part of this video are the cuts when the girls are just shopping, eating shit, wandering around walmart. being all black about it, ass all out like it aint no thang, baby GIRL! i mean, she keep her body clean, and that's good. you need that summers eve. am i right, ladies? only in that godless pit called Louisiana.
p.s. deposit into the spank bank at 3:22. a fat black ass shaking all over the place with a half eaten sugar cookie in her left hand? only if she keep her body clean.
p.p.s. $5 says summer eve and walmart funded this and paid him for the placement. bodegas in the hood cant keep summers eve on the shelves this summer. Mr. Ghetto be real about keeping you body clean, bitches. its gonna been a fresh ass summer!!
LOL I'm working on getting you your Louisiana Purchase card. Step 1 was becoming unemployed. Step 2 is downgrading one part of your car while upgrading another. For example replacing one of your car panels with that of a different color, while at the same time getting crazy expensive rims. It also helps if you don't get 4 rims, so at least one of the rims is obviously stock. Continue down this path and the card will come all in good time.
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